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Looking for a way to poke fun at the political drama both north and south of the border? Look no further than “Make Canada USA Today” merch! It’s not just clothing—it’s a cheeky declaration that says, “Sure, let’s join forces, but can we at least skip the political headaches?” With the current Canadian federal government, led by the Liberals, getting less love than a moose in a shopping mall, this merch lets you laugh at the absurdity of it all. From tax hikes to endless debates, Canadians are getting tired of their own government’s drama, and what better way to express that frustration than with a shirt that says, “Make Canada USA Today”

And hey, while Trump might not be able to build that wall across Canada, he’s more than happy to help us “Make Canada USA Today”—after all, what could be more fun than a new union with less bureaucracy and more big hair? If you’re tired of the constant bickering and political gridlock, why not join the ultimate cross-border joke? Whether you’re Canadian, American, or just a fan of ridiculous political humor, this merch is your ticket to poking fun at both sides while sporting something that’ll get everyone talking (and maybe even laughing all the way to the border).